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    July 11, 2014

    I was doing a writing piece for a client and looked up the word “handsomest” to make sure it was real and I came across a brilliant Marquez short story I’d missed so long.

    The Handsomest Drowned Man In The World

    Read it and enrich yo’selfs, you slimy, hooded internet thugs.

     
    gaboGabriel Garcia Marquezgabriel marquezshort storygood good good
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    July 11, 2014

    Eevee scope.

    Eevee scope.

     
    tomodachi lifeeeveemortal enemy the chihuahua
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    reblogged: gutsanduppercuts

     

    July 8, 2014

    gutsanduppercuts:

    And here it is; possible the single most bonkers finale in kung fu cinema history. Again, it’s from “The Young Taosim Fighter.” I uploaded the entire fight to You Tube but You Tube didn’t like that and so blocked the shit out of it.
    Basically, Yuen Yat Chor learns a style called the “Separate Body Style” and this allows him to…well, as you can see, it allows him to psychically control his disembodied limbs. It’s amazingly absurd and absolutely perfect.

    And yes, at one point his head comes off and bites the villain. It’s just that bananas.

     
    it is truly absolutely perfectthe young taoism fighteryuen yat choryou won't be sorry
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    June 17, 2014

    《牧笛》上海美術電影製片廠
    1963导演特偉

    "The Shepherd’s Flute" from the Shanghai Animation Film Studio
    Directed by Te Wei, 1963

     
    特偉上海美術電影製片廠牧笛animationfilmchinese animationthe shepherd's flutete wei
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    June 9, 2014

    Here’s my lap gargoyle. She’s unwanted 95% of the time, makes horrible noises, but looks dashing for a 12 year-old.

     
    the angriestchihuahuaslash gargoyleEEVEETHE ENEMY
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    June 9, 2014

    I love this ridiculous game that I hate it so much.

    I love this ridiculous game that I hate it so much.

     
    tomodachi lifei madeINUYASHAAHAHAi hope he marries squidward
  7. June 7, 2014

    littledragonmaiden:

    suhobbing:

    I AM 100% DONE WITH BOTH THIS SHOW AND ITS COMMENTERS OMFG

    I just watched it and now I ughhhhh ***********

     
    reflected rightHEEERRREEEUGHGHG乐俊凯peter hoNNNNOOOOO
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    June 7, 2014

    All the proper karts unlock at the END of the game. Crawling by my bloody nubs while cursing the game into distant stars and truly believing I’ve gotten too old for Mario Kart when no. The good karts randomly unlock nnnoow. After clearing mirror mode with 3 stars.

    Well, see you, online turdburglars. Squidward and Inuyasha return.

     
    too old for everythingBUTmario kart 8PRAY TO YOUR PATRON SAINTand weep
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    June 6, 2014

    陳奕迅 | 給愛麗斯

    Ahaha, it’s a teeny bit like a mesh of Ram Rider and Jamiroquai. I love Cantonese, oh man.

     
    陳奕迅cantopopmusicWHAT IS THAT VIDEO?!AHAHAHAH
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    reblogged: drunkensword

     

    June 5, 2014

    ancient-china:

    龍女、狐仙